Pretty sure I’m dedicating this whole entire album to you.
Every song reminds me of you, and it’s shitty. Because I really like them. And now, I am just getting bitter. I feel like they wrote this about you and I. sonofabetch.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING GOOD IN MY LIFE. LET ME HAVE MY FUN DOUCHE.
Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.
Before you eat her out, say grace.